Not to sound like an asshole...

I love those lead-ins because they mean exactly what they say they don't mean. With that said, it took me forever to type up a journal entry for class just now. It will take me a fraction of that time to do this post and I'll be exponentially happier in the process and afterwards.

Things that piss me off in NYC

1. Old people - who walk slowly. It's the New York "fast" mentality getting to me. I can't stand when my forward momentum has come to a sluggish pace because someone just can't hit my breakneck walking speeds. Double the annoyance if the street is crowded.

2. Little kids - who are old/big enough to walk but are still in strollers. I don't know, this really gets to me for some reason. Maybe because it's a simple thing that can prevent BIGger problems for the kid in the future. Who knows, it's just annoying to see. Kind of leads into the next one...

3. Small Dogs - who are already full grown. Puppies are fine, more than ok. Small/minis? Nope. Usually bratty dogs who just snap a lot. I'm convinced that they're stupid (small brains, it's science). Also, come on people...enough with carrying dogs in your arms or in bags...they've got legs. Twice as many as we do even. They also don't need clothes...it's called fur/hair. If you own one of these, I'm sorry. I still don't like them though.

Rant over. Luckily for me I never see all of these things at once. Some would say that I'm becoming an angry New Yorker. I say that I'll get better - look, I stopped making fun of hipsters. Or, I've curbed it at least.